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The Wheel spider is native to the Namib Desert and escapes predators by flipping onto its side and cartwheeling down sand dunes at speeds up to 44 turns per second.
WOW pop off douchebag
*rollerskate the fuck outta here*
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Posted on May 27, 2012 via I lost my dignity with 28,457 notes
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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Posted on May 27, 2012 via Meromorphic with 195 notes
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Posted on May 27, 2012 via Vegan Lolly with 109,057 notes
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Plays: 240[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
[Electro House]
The Unison (Knife Party Remix)
Porter Robinson
OWSLA Records
Download: http://bit.ly/oqs19a
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Posted on May 27, 2012 via Electric Basement with 33 notes
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Lilo, why are you all wet?
This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.
I always thought this scene was adorable
Wow thanks guy
Right in the childhood.
i never made that connection
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Posted on May 27, 2012 via WerIstW-Bunny? with 43,793 notes
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— not for the brave who died.
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From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember’d;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers
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Posted on May 18, 2012 via we few, we happy few. with 40 notes
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Posted on May 16, 2012 via the time that is given us with 3,482 notes
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The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
Lawyer:"Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"Witness:"I only have one, you know."-----Lawyer:"Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"Witness:"By death."Lawyer:"And by whose death was it terminated?"-----Accused, Defending His Own Case:"Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.-----Lawyer:"What is your date of birth?"Witness:"July 15th."Lawyer:"What year?"Witness:"Every year."-----Lawyer:"What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"Witness:"Gucci sweats and Reeboks."-----Lawyer:"Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"Witness:"No. He was wearing a mask."Lawyer:"What was he wearing under the mask?"Witness:"Er...his face."-----Lawyer:"This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"Witness:"Yes."Lawyer:"And in what ways does it affect your memory?"Witness:"I forget."Lawyer:"You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"-----Lawyer:"How old is your son, the one living with you?"Witness:"Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."Lawyer:"How long has he lived with you?"Witness:"Forty-five years."-----Lawyer:"What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"Witness:"He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"Lawyer:"And why did that upset you?"Witness:"My name is Susan."-----Lawyer:"Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"Witness:"No."Lawyer:"Did you check for blood pressure?"Witness:"No."Lawyer:"Did you check for breathing?"Witness:"No."Lawyer:"So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"Witness:"No."Lawyer:"How can you be so sure, Doctor?"Witness:"Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."Lawyer:"But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"Witness:"Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."-----Lawyer:"What happened then?"Witness:"He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"Lawyer:"Did he kill you?"Witness:"No."-----Lawyer:"Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"Witness:"Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."-----Lawyer:"You were there until the time you left, is that true?"-----Lawyer:"So you were gone until you returned?"-----Lawyer:"The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"-----Lawyer:"Were you alone or by yourself?"-----Witness:"He was about medium height and had a beard."Lawyer:"Was this a male or a female?"-----Lawyer:"I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."Witness:"That's me."Lawyer:"Were you present when that picture was taken?"-----Lawyer:"Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"-----Lawyer:"Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"Witness:"I'll be three months on November 8."Lawyer:"Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"Witness:"Yes."Lawyer:"What were you doing at that time?"-----Lawyer:"She had three children, right?"Witness:"Yes."Lawyer:"How many were boys?"Witness:"None."Lawyer:"Were there girls?"-----Lawyer:"You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"Witness:"Yes."Lawyer:"And these stairs, did they go up also?"-----Lawyer:"What is your brother-in-law's name?"Witness:"Borofkin."Lawyer:"What's his first name?"Witness:"I can't remember."Lawyer:"He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"Witness:"No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"-----Lawyer:"Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"Witness:"I refuse to answer that question.Lawyer:"Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"Witness:"I refuse to answer that question.Lawyer:"Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"Witness:"No."-----Lawyer:"Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"Witness:"All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."-----Lawyer:"Were you acquainted with the deceased?"Witness:"Yes sir."Lawyer:"Before or after he died?"-----Lawyer:"When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"Other Lawyer:"Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."-----Lawyer:"And what did he do then?"Witness:"He came home, and next morning he was dead."Lawyer:"So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"-----Lawyer:"Could you see him from where you were standing?"Witness:"I could see his head."Lawyer:"And where was his head?"Witness:"Just above his shoulders."-----Lawyer:"Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"Witness:"The victim lived."Posted on May 16, 2012 via Aspirin Junkie with 26,713 notes
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Guildenstern:I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.Rosencrantz:Or just as mad.Guildenstern:Or just as mad.Rosencrantz:And he does both.Guildenstern:So there you are.Rosencrantz:Stark raving sane.
Posted on May 15, 2012 via Whirling Dervish/Cheshire Grin with 18 notes
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Sam. 17. Australia. Red.
